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Shawn Patrick Crowley is an American diplomat. He has served as the chief of mission and Chargé d’Affaires ad interim to Italy. He had served as Chargé d’Affaires ad interim of Embassy Italy until the appointment of then-Ambassador Jack Markell on September 23, 2023.
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