{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?","punchline":"Supplies!","id":424}
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The Ideal Condition is the first solo album from Paul Hartnoll who, along with his brother Phil, formed the electronic band Orbital.
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{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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