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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

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The Henan Golden Elephants are a Chinese professional men's basketball club based in Nanyang, Henan, playing in the National Basketball League (NBL). It is also known by the name of its sponsor, Shedian Laojiu, a liquor company based in Shedian, Sheqi County, Nanyang, Henan.

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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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